David Walker
Barrel Sampler
Posts:2284
 | | 08/23/2004 12:21 PM |
| I don't buy it. And I certainly won't buy it.
Wine Tool | | | |
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Pool Boy
Laurl, MD (DC suburb)
Master of Wine
Posts:13711
| | 08/23/2004 12:49 PM |
| | Looks like a bunch of hoo-ha. | |
www.roguefood.com -- www.cellartracker.com | |
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Budman
Master of Wine
Posts:11877
| | 08/23/2004 12:51 PM |
| Gotta be a gimmick!  | | | |
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rjs3
NJ
Barrel Filler
Posts:1124
| | 08/23/2004 2:08 PM |
| | What did WC Fields say? There's a suXXer born everyday. | | | |
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Rothko
Palm Beach
Wine Thief
Posts:2875
| | 08/23/2004 2:12 PM |
| You all are way too cynical...
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ChangeMe
Master of Wine
Posts:12891
| | 08/23/2004 6:29 PM |
| | this isn't the first time something like this has come around. i can't believe a company such as wine enthusiast would sell such a thing. | | | |
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ChangeMe
Barrel Racker
Posts:1907
| | 08/23/2004 6:36 PM |
| | You'd have to BE a wine "tool" to buy this | | | |
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ChangeMe
Master of Wine
Posts:12891
| | 08/23/2004 7:03 PM |
| | to be honest i would try it. i wouldn't buy it but if someone had one i would try it. | | | |
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David Niederauer
Los Gatos, CA
Master Sommelier
Posts:15756
| | 08/24/2004 12:37 AM |
| I've got a vertical of Opus One for sale at such a deal....
and some beach front property on Hawaii too.
Oh yeah, and some penis enlarger equipment too. | | | |
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David Niederauer
Los Gatos, CA
Master Sommelier
Posts:15756
| | 08/24/2004 12:39 AM |
| A hundred bucks. Jeeeeeezzzzzzzz!
Send me $50 and I'll send you my model in the mail. | | | |
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Eric White
San Ramon, CA
Advanced Sommelier
Posts:9249
| | 08/24/2004 12:42 AM |
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Send me $50 and I'll send you my model in the mail.
What does she look like?  | | | |
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David Niederauer
Los Gatos, CA
Master Sommelier
Posts:15756
| | 08/24/2004 12:47 AM |
| Quote:
Quote:
Send me $50 and I'll send you my model in the mail.
What does she look like?
No no... that's the $100 penis enlarger.
Unless you can call a rock from my backyard a "she". | | | |
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Budman
Master of Wine
Posts:11877
| | 08/24/2004 1:08 AM |
| Penis, dammit!!! Penis!!!   | | | |
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David Niederauer
Los Gatos, CA
Master Sommelier
Posts:15756
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ChangeMe
Barrel Filler
Posts:1475
| | 08/24/2004 4:06 AM |
| Yeah, what?
I like the bio on the inventer: " Franck Thomas, European Sommelier Champion in 2000 and candidate for the title of World's Best Sommelier"
World's Best Sommelier... Isn't that an event in the Olympics this week?
Who is into wine enough to spend $100 on the that who also doesn't realize how silly it is? | | | |
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ChangeMe
Barrel Sampler
Posts:2098
| | 08/24/2004 7:23 AM |
| I thought the "World's Best Sommelier" title was occupied by someone in Vancouver.
And you guys just like typing the word "penis" don't you?
(Ooooooh... It did feel good! ) | | | |
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ChangeMe
Grape Stomper
Posts:152
| | 08/24/2004 9:23 AM |
| For Pete's sake, bottle-age is a REDUCTIVE process - not an OXIDATIVE process. How about developing a piece of metal that causes reductive reactions, not oxidative reactions, as they claim.
Then we could perhaps invent another piece of metal that causes polymerization of phenols too.
And some piece of metal that cause the reactions we still don't understand in ageing wines. | | | |
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ChangeMe
Barrel Racker
Posts:1907
| | 08/24/2004 11:59 AM |
| Quote:
For Pete's sake, bottle-age is a REDUCTIVE process - not an OXIDATIVE process. How about developing a piece of metal that causes reductive reactions, not oxidative reactions, as they claim.
Then we could perhaps invent another piece of metal that causes polymerization of phenols too.
And some piece of metal that cause the reactions we still don't understand in ageing wines.
Yeah!!! And how about a piece of metal that removes all of the "penis enlargement" junk e-mails from my computers' in-box! | | | |
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Randy Sloan
St. Helena
Barrel Sampler
Posts:2075
| | 08/24/2004 7:53 PM |
| Davidn,
Could we work a package deal on the beachfront property and penis enlarger?
I don't need the Opus.
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Randy Sloan
Match Vineyards | |
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ChangeMe
Barrel Filler
Posts:1010
| | 08/25/2004 12:10 AM |
| "World's Best Sommelier"
I wouldn't buy a bottle of thunderbird from a smellyair. | | | |
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