HaHa...Brett Can't Type...
My wife (wide?) actually isn't wide at all...and she has a good sense of humor, so she would laugh at my mistake

2nd day tasting results: The taste and smell has almost disappeared, except for one astounding and now overposering taste: Onions. This wine tasted like old, smelly onions. Luckily there wasn't much left so I didn't feel weird pouring it down the drain.
-Brett