Drew 
Sammamish, WA
Wine Bottler
Posts: 3361
 | | 06-09-2006 02:34 PM |
| David, David, David. This is Texas we're talking about... I've revised your statement accordingly.
So the manager got out of bed that morning and the first thing that happened to her was that her horse bit her. While driving to work, her pick-up ran out of gas and somebody stole her gun rack while she walked 10 miles to the nearest gas station. An hour after she was at work she was robbed at gunpoint by Vincente Fox and three Democrats. She was putting some bottles out for sale and she got a rip in her new button-fly Levis. And then she just had a call from the doctor telling her she was pregnant with triplets and five minutes later her husband called saying he wanted a divorce because his new girlfriend had more teeth. Then Tom DeLay walked in and said "Honey, it's good to be home. I can't wait to be a house husband..." | | | |
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Serge Dracula Slayer
South Florida
Grape Fermenter
Posts: 663
| | 06-09-2006 05:55 PM |
| Bella, she was right in content but not in form of her expression. If I was the manager in question, I'd offered you something to try instead of KB which I'd told you tasted similar.
This is what some expereinced wine retailers do when I ask them for something they don't have or they don't want to sell me. (I suspect this happens to all of us, one one level or another) | | | http://NothingControversial.com | |
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Jim Hanlon
Barrel Filler
Posts: 1205
| | 06-10-2006 01:41 AM |
| Quote:
(I suspect this happens to all of us, one one level or another)
Well, maybe not to DavidN....  | | | |
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Randy Wigginton
Master of Wine
Posts: 10874
| | 06-10-2006 02:13 PM |
| Another thread drift here, but am I the only one that picks up another meaning to Only the people that spend xxx get any ....  | | | |
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Drew
Sammamish, WA
Wine Bottler
Posts: 3361
| | 06-10-2006 02:57 PM |
| There is NO XXX in the champagne room! (imagine Skwid's dissapointment) | | | |
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David Niederauer
Los Gatos, CA
VinoCellar.com Extraordinaire
Posts: 30915
| | 06-17-2006 03:15 AM |
| Quote:
Another thread drift here, but am I the only one that picks up another meaning to
Only the people that spend xxx get any ....
This is going to get me in trouble big time...
That's what I first thought of Randy.
And (dare I say) in a thread started by Bella Donna.
I've never met her and have my fantasies (even a 64 year old has fantasies). I picture this young medical student almost in a nurse's uniform.
Oh man... do I dare hit the continue button | | | |
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LC17SMP
Cypress, Ca.
Barrel Filler
Posts: 1055
| | 06-17-2006 03:29 AM |
| David, You haven't meet Bella? I thought you had. Anyways here is a picture of her at the office.  | | | LC17SMP | |
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Serge Dracula Slayer
South Florida
Grape Fermenter
Posts: 663
| | 06-17-2006 02:24 PM |
| LC17SMP, you owe me a key board, I just spew coffee all over mine.  Bella, we love ya, it's all in good fun | | | http://NothingControversial.com | |
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Drew
Sammamish, WA
Wine Bottler
Posts: 3361
| | 06-17-2006 04:08 PM |
| Enema of the State was a GREAT album! | | | |
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David Niederauer
Los Gatos, CA
VinoCellar.com Extraordinaire
Posts: 30915
| | 06-17-2006 08:10 PM |
| LC17MP, Exactly!  Click on the face if you dare. | | | |
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LC17SMP
Cypress, Ca.
Barrel Filler
Posts: 1055
| | 06-18-2006 02:45 AM |
| LOL! | | | LC17SMP | |
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