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ChangeMe

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09/15/2004 6:36 PM
A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet, rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," he replied with a dry mouth. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," gasped the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to get out. "Tell him," she whispered in his ear, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."

ChangeMe

Barrel Filler
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09/15/2004 10:06 PM
That's cute but it should be in the joke thread. There are way too many testosterone-charged jokes in that thread and we could use some more jokes for women.

Budman

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ChangeMe

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Dr_Tannin

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texaswino

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Laurl, MD (DC suburb)

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09/17/2004 2:15 PM
Quote: That's hilarious Totally!

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